1. Cut off his testicles so he can't sing anymore.
2. Hide an alarm clock in his room, forcing him to wake up before noon everyday.
3. Make him retake his driving test (he would fail).
4. Befriend Scott (complete).
5. Get more readers of Spider Journals than Spider Diaries.
6. Make him eat Tsar, dead or alive.
7. Shit in his mouth.
More to come.
